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What The Heck Candle

$38.00
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What the Heck?

Seriously people, don’t you realize a Glade Plug-Ins is going to make your room smell way better than a fucking scented candle? We’re talking modern technology vs. stupid old shit from the Middle Ages here, come on. Oh wait, never mind. Turns out we need to sell a ton of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best!

Mystery Flavor Scent

Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz.
Burn time: 40 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Candle can size: 3 ¼" D x 3 ⅞" H

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